i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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