You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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