Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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