Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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