Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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