Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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