I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
