I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Someone shattered a urinal.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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