The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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