What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
