Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
