How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
