wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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