I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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