You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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