I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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