at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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