dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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