her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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