Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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