you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
cat food counts as protein by the way
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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