Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I just want to make out with him forever
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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