i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
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