is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
