Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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