he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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