he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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