you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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