She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
is it fun? or sober?
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