What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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