physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
