I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Randomize
