I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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