On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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