I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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