Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
