That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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