there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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