We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i just made my gag reflex go away.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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