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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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