i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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