I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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