i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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