I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm at about main and main street
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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