Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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