Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
being pregnant is like rehab
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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