You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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