that's an acceptable place to lick
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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