Nicole vs. Life
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
