He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm both gender and math confused
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
